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Ok... first of all.... why am I forced to switch between 3 channels- Skins, VMAs, and the finale of Entourage. Unacceptable. 

But really VMAs?

MTV finally gave performance slots to indie artists that more than 2/3rds of your viewers don't even listen to.

So why are you lining these artists up in such awkward order? We watched an unbelivable performance by Florence and the Machine followed by Travie McCoy- Billionaire? and then the beautiful Hayley Williams performed "Only Exception" followed by Robyn's no-rhythm pole dancing?

Linkin Park = horrible song choice. You will never have another radio hit at the rate you're going.

Bruno Mars- you have an extraordinary talent. You are one of two pop performers that can play an instrument. The other is Lady Gaga. 

Cher? How irrelevant are you?

And then there is Kanye trying to make a come-back. Horrid. I'm surprised MTV asked you to return this year. "I have a toast for the douchebags". Really? Can I have my five minutes back, please? 

Enough of this... I'm returning to the Redskins.